I can hear the loud THUD as the stack of paper slams on my desk. I look up to see my senior High School English Teacher tell the class, “It’s time to start thinking about careers. Here’s a list 200 jobs & salaries. Pick one you want to do for the rest of your life”
I run my finger down line by line. Looking for what makes the most money. HEART SURGON!!! $300k/yr? I’ll never be one of those. I look over to my friend…
“This sucks. I think I'll just join the army...” A few weeks later I graduate, and my parents send me to Fort Lendarwood Missouri to train for 6 months in the Army Reserve to be a Military Police Officer.
I cried inside thinking how all my friends were enjoying Senior Summer.
Upon training graduating I learn my platoon were to become Afghanistan Prison Guards.
And that night I had a vivid vision of an Angry Afghan Prisoner stabbing me in the neck with shank he was hiding in his a** and dying in Afghanistan.“
WTF WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THIS WAS GOING TO BE MY JOB?? ”I said to myself. I told my commander I quit. He said I couldn’t. But I walked out and never returned anyways.
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